trefology your first symposium is free.
Though during the symposium we will teach you
that everybody present has lived this same life before,
and thus attended this symposium before,
and that we accept cash & credit cards.
Do you need something remembered?
Call upon Jimmie Jams:
the King of the Catchy-phrase ™
Successful successor to Jams Family & Co.
Gent’s Hard-tack and Chicory goods
IN trefology …
We’re either laughing with you
or, within you
on your spiritual progress
& the seating arrangements.
My father only gave us
spankings six days a week
was exactly the number of days
he thought were in a week
used parables to keep secrets
from the common people (Matthew 13:10-13)
so, Trefology uses
whatever you think these are.
“In my battle against Trefology
you’re either with me,
or against me,
still considering your options,
or just not interested at all”
The only way to ascend to God
is through Trefology,
unless you have any better ideas.