Help us Convert St. Bernadette to Trefology

Prayer of Conversion to Trefology

“St. Bernadette † Pure & simple child † Friend & confidant of the Immaculate Virgin † What would you say if I told you there was a philosophy that married the yearn for Knownledge with the Knownledge of Yearn? † Do you think that would be something you’d be interested in? † Because, Saint Bernadette, there is such a philosophy † Yes, that’s right † It’s Trefology † 

Now I want you to Listen very closely to my voice 

Come to us, Bernie — Come to Trefology  

I pray for your absorption through the intercession of Theotokos

Amen

(‘SNAP FINGER‘)

And … awake! 

Repeat prayer until sign is given

Thank You

G.T.R.

Founder

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PROMOTED AD

On this the 172nd birthday of Bernadette Soubirous we wish to extend an invitation for you to convert to Trefology!

Its pays to switch!

Benefits:

• Holidays off
• Trefology spans the Multi-verse (Theoretically)
• Trefology Bumper Sticker & Membership Card
• General seating at selected ESPN Zone locations
• 24 hour Sin removal services **
• A personal phone call from ELO’s Jeff Lynne (limited to friends of Jeff Lynne only)
• A nice, cold glass of mother’s sweet Ovaltine

Here at Trefology

We don’t promise Eternity. We guarantee it! ™

(guarantee voids on death of member)

** Now Available for both Mortal & Venial sized cleanings