Wishes

After carefully weighing

all of my options,

I used the first of my

three wishes,

granted to me by the genie,

for one million fishes.

***

The genie nodded his head

and said,

“I here-by grant you one million wishes!”

***

I shook my head in

frustration.

I explained to him that

I had said, f-i-s-h-e-s!

One million fishes.

***

The genie just stopped

& gave me a real funny look.

And then,

it suddenly hit me —

this guy was not listening

to me at all.

Wishing: the answer is a toss away

Worried about illness?

Just toss a coin into the wishing well.

Worried about your job?

Toss a coin into the wishing well.

Worried about the government?

Toss a coin into the wishing well.

No coin for the wishing well?

The wishing well also accepts credit cards.

Just toss ’em in.

***

DIS-CLAIMER:

Do not wish for the return of your credit cards.


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