I bought my friend
a birthday card
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but when I
returned home
I noticed that
the card had,
‘Happy Birthday’
already printed
on the inside.
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Now what
was I supposed
to write?
***
Greeting cards companies never think about that.
***
Maybe
“Happy Birthday”
was all I had to say to
that guy, anyway.
***
And, worse,
now the Peanuts gang
have said it first
***
So, at the bottom I wrote,
“Happy birthday from me, too.”