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WHY IS TREFOLOGY?
Trefology, has been described by one & none as the Fastest growing movement in America (non-participating states excluded)
Trefology’s goal is Full Knowledge. Not all knowledge. Just Full Knowledge. Simply stated, as much as you can eat without becoming violently ill. Much of this knowledge is all ready known to you, but it is locked away deep in your unconsciousness. Through reading Trefology one will eventually come to possess this knowledge again. At which point, you are welcome to forget it all over. In laymens terms, trefology is the science of figmentalism. But enough about the laymen. What do the laymen really know anyway?
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Trefology is yours! *
* there are no give-backs
With Trefology one is free to construct your own reality within the realm of the writings. Like the song says, “Would you like to swing on a star?” Well, you can! That is, if you take any stock in what Bing Crosby says. ** I don’t. But maybe you’re different.
In Trefology you are in charge of your own corporeality. So, in other words — What you create will sustain. And for-ever!
But be careful! That which you build could very well become the reality of your next 50 billion years.
G.T.R.
** See, Der Binglism
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What to do
To become a certified Trefologist one must only read its teachings. Through our trade-marked use of mild-repetition, monkey sounds, & subliminal instant messaging, the hypnotic prose will eventually lull you into a false sense of other-beingness, which can only be sustained by returning to the site repeatedly.
Once, after a lecture, I was approached by an eager student who asked me, “When a moth dies — does it continue to follow the light?” Well, I told him with my fists what I am telling you now with my words: My promise to you is thru trefology that moth can & will arrive in whatever sort of paradise that God has set up for moths.
If not that moth gets its money back guaranteed!” *
G.T.R.
*No refunds
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Around a globe tens of beings escaping the cold and with the promise of a clean shave & a bowl of hot soup, have been disclosing themselves privately in very low whispers to be Trefologists. But the clock is tocking. Soon the soup will be gone and the globe will be set a-flame.
Will you join them?
“If I have helped just one person achieve a higher state of being, then I have seriously wasted my time. My God, My God, don’t let this all be for naught. I could have done anything else.”
G.T.R.
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Do you Follow?
“I believe everything I read according to my biographers.”
G.T.R.
Mr. George Raymond has been described by her contemporaries in Philosophy & Writing as a unique mixture of H.P. Blavatsky, H.P. Lovecraft, & an H.P. 85 Personal Computer.
“Seriously, I do not know who any of those people are. I only know who H.R. Puffnstuf is.”
G.T.R.
George Fact #1: George was born into a re-nown American Shakespearean family. A family so strict to the law of the Bard, that his mother was played by an adolescent boy in drag.
George Fact #2: George stands a fearful 6 feet 7 inches in his Pinball Wizard boots and a mere 3 feet 2 if you were to saw off his legs.
“A Moonshadow once followed me into an alley and tried to take my legs and all my teeth, but I successfully evaded it.”
G.T.R.
Our founder during his days as drummer Jimmy Nicol’s alternate
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George’s working class father was known around the neighborhood as an ‘angry drinker’. “My father loved crazy straws but was never good at pursing his lips, even with the application of a lemon. This made him angry.” As such it was always a volatile situation at home. To escape the brutal spankings George began tucking a book into his pants for safety. “One night in particular, my father came home after an attempted bender, and gave me the old, ‘This is going to hurt you more than it will hurt me’. Then he took off his belt. Put me over his knee. Dropped my pants. And got lost in a good book.
‘…They call me, Ishmael …'”
Is it any wonder than that many of the Trefology Social Betterment Programs (TSBP®) deal directly with spankings & unreturned Library books?
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Trefology Services also include a series of special actions to help addicts overcome alcohol addiction.
“My mother could not hold her liquor. Especially, after she had her thumbs removed. I consider the problem solved! Thru Trefology her dependence on alcohol is gone!”
G.T.R.
Would you like to have your thumbs removed?
“The only time I’ve ever raised the bar is during limbo.”
G.T.R.
George grew up in the bay area of the Bay Area. He was a rough & tumble kid ™ always getting into scraps with other kids, & causing mayhem.
In the 1970s George, a practising adept, briefly traveled as a backing ‘musician’ for the hitmakers the Captain & Tennille. A mostly unnecessary job as he later learned that all the sounds were actually produced from within the Captain. Still, as a member of the band, George made it as high as 1st Lieutenant.
Undaunted, GTR went on to study at San Francisco State where he majored in Amphibology & Tea-spoons
I studied reverse psychology in college, though, I know that’s probably nothing you would be interested in hearing about …
G.T.R.
“Well? Anything else?” Asks George, dismissing the writers words with a flick of an ant. “Come on, Bones, when I was a court reporter I asked questions faster than that.”
Then, George added, confidently, to a turtle he kept hidden in his coat pocket “There will be no war.”
Finis(hed)
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Luminaries, dictators, Theocrats & sexual deviates, aside, George loves to hear from his fans
“For the first time in my history, we have a chance at understanding the great questions of my life. Is Trefology a collection of pithy half-jokes posted on a blog for few to see or understand, or are they the keys to the eternal questions of my timeline? … I think, at the end, I’ll be quite surprised by my answer”
G.T.R.
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All Writings by George Raymond
Additional writings by Janna M. Kriens
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Spiritual advice by the never forgotten J. Dawid
Musical contribution
by George Raymond (re-lated)
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Time, photographs & butt-kicks (unless otherwise noted) by A. Pelias
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This blog is dedicated to J & J. Without whom …
