Fortuna smiles

IN

the furthering of my researches

into matter, energy,

space & time, 

I ordered something off the internet

called a ‘God Helmet’.

Upon receiving it, I was disappointed

to find that instead of a God Helmet,

with an ‘o’,

I had purchased a cheap knock-off,

called a ‘Gad’ Helmet,

with an ‘a’.

But, in the spirit of exploration,

I put it on anyway — 

plugged it in, switched it on,

and damn it all, friends, 

if I did not see Gad.


ii. AND GAD SAYS, ‘HEY’

Bare in mind

Per the Trefological calendar:

the New Year does not officially begin until February the 1st.

December 31st is therefore considered a Pre-New Year event.

… So from all of me

to parts of you,

I wish you a happy and prosperous 31 day Pre-New Year.

And remember!


Though mortal coil

can go down stairs

like the Slinky do …

Be careful!

As you may still be

connected to it


0-3Our founder contemplates the future as a Christmas tree approaches from behind.

Arriving late, helena blavatsky gets stuck with the piano stool

If I could have any ten historical figures

over for dinner,

I would choose,

1.) Pot luck.

2.) My famous potato salad, and

3.) What-ever the historical figures bring

Because I can’t cook.

And I, sure as hell, am

not going to embarass myself

in front of the Three Stooges


**  Don’t forget to leave out a letter of apology to Zander, Klaus!  **