Peanuts

I was at the park

and

enjoying my Sun-day,

when a ladybug suddenly

landed on my hand.

***

So I said to it

***

“Ladybug, ladybug,

fly away home,

your house is on fire

and your children

are gone.”

***

Then I 

blew on the ladybug,

and off it sailed.

***

But then

I began to wonder

if I hadn’t

needlessly

worried it.

***

“I’m sure your kids are fine!” I yelled after it.

Meet up

In the days before

the internet

if you wanted to hook-up

with a demon

you had to use a

ouija dating board.

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Questions to ask a ouija dating board

– Are there ghosts present?

– Evil or friendly?

– Single?

– Of which faith do you belong?

– Carrying chains?

– Doomed to one location?

– Willing to bi-locate?