President Roosevelt

was going to say,

the only thing we had

to fear was Dracula,

but that was

before Transylvania

sent vampire bats

to help fight Tojo

If you want to

get Christ

back to earth,

—and in a hurry.

***

Why not let Him

believe He won an

all-expense paid

vacation cruise.

***

And, then, when Jesus

shows up to collect—

slap the cuffs on him!

.

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Epilogue:

In a moment the results of that trial …

Help me!!

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Will you do as he says?

 

My poker ‘tell’ is

playing the banjo.

So if I’m

playing the banjo,

then I’m

probably bluffing

.

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As it turns out,

castanets

were exactly

the right choice

of musical

instrument

for my friend

Lobster boy

.

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2.

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chapter III:

Free the Grady Stiles Trio

q.

Do you know

how the

elephant

got

its trunk?

a.

Compliments

of his

old boss,

Mr. Gower!!

When they came

for the Jews

I didn’t speak up.

***

Then, they came

for the Catholics,

and again I

said nothing

***

Me?

***

Well, they never came for me  : (

My promise to you:

When the

galactic-chariot

arrives to collect

ye & me & all

sincere readers

of Trefology™,

I will personally

pilot the starship

  to the Planet Z! 

The farthest planet

in our alphabet

Noah only brought

one whiptail lizard

onto the Ark

because he knew it

could self-reproduce

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Did you know that

kissing for a hour

can burn up to

two thousand calories?

And that is why

the kissing machine

always has the longest

line at the gym