Remember,

no matter what you

try to accomplish

in life,

no matter what you

try to do,

quitters never prosper,

UNLESS

they are the greatest

quitters of all

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

GIVEN the

opportunity

a sentient

book cover

would,

absolutely,

judge me

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Stop light at Vermont and Ambrose

DO you want to

know a secret?

***

Aside from the

three wishes

granted me by

my

Fairy Godmother

***

not a single one of

my other wishes

has ever come true!

***

So, what do you do

when all the

standard channels of

wishing

are closed to you?

***

What do you do

when 

it is not your birthday

and you have no

birthday candles?

***

What do you do

if, like me,

you find wish-bones,

kind of

disturbing?

***

I’ll tell you.

***

Did you know

that you can

make a wish on a

cloud?

***

It’s true!

***

Now I know what

you’re thinking,

“Make a wish on a cloud?

That sounds expensive!”

***

Well, you’ll be

happy to know that

it will cost you

almost

nothing.

***

So, go ahead,

find a cloud

and

make a wish!

***

But, remember,

it’s a cloud,

so,

it’s probably best

to keep your wish

simple,

or, cloud-related.

Before getting

assistance

at a magic store,

you should have

to take a number.

Any number.

.

He who

lives

for the body

is dead,

though he

hath

a better weekend

than ye

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Bonus: Free Trefology Motivational Poster

My parents used to

hang my artwork 

inside

the refrigerator,

but the joke was

on them

because my art was

mostly of bananas

 

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“Tereso”

My box of Fruit Loops

says, ‘No gluten’,

but if I was really

worried

about what I ate

I would look for

the box that says,

‘No Fruit Loops’.

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Things I could see myself doing

1. Astral projecting

2. Mirror salesman

Q.

Do you know

why fish

never sleep?

A.

Because

they are just so

damned

busy!

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