Zeus never throwing
a lightning bolt
twice
at the same mortal
is actually a myth
Author: tref
"He who lives for the body is dead, though he hath a better weekend than ye"
Inside man
When the guy who invented
the shell game passed away
they buried his corpse under
one of three headstones
Trouble on baltic ave
Anyplace the Parker Bros
would go to drink,
invariably,
they would dis-cover
that their money
was no good there.
I have a queuestion
If I am the only one
standing in line
am I
standing in line?
A lesson in refreshment
I thought I
was being clever
asking for no ice in my soda,
until i was served a
scalding hot
glass of Coke
trefology spontaneously appears around the globe
Circumstances being different
Every day I read a page from my
Book of Positive Tuba Affirmations.
“You are the greatest tuba player ever.
No one plays the tuba like you.”
I don’t know why I do, though, because
I don’t play the tuba, & reading it
just makes me sad about what
I could have been.
Wheel of justice
I’ve had so many bicycles stolen
that I finally bought
a unicycle.
Nobody ever steals a unicycle
& if they do
it’s only for a couple of feet
