Every-thing

I ever learned

I learned from a

Every-thing

I Ever Learned

I Learned

in Kindergarten

poster.

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“Anti-gravity zoo” by Mary Cellini

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TREFOLOGY AROUND THE TOWN

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Good news, readers!

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My ‘Jokes for Kids’

feature

is a hit with the kids!

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Just this past

weekend,  I was

dining with

my betrothed at a

cafe in

East Hollywood,

when a

six year old boy

came up to my

table and said,

“I enjoy your work”

***

He asked

if I would sign his

copy of

Hi-lights for Children magazine,

and then,

suddenly,

it hits me —

he was confusing me

for another writer!

***

But I didn’t want

to disappoint.

So, I nodded politely,

and signed,

“Garry Cleveland Myers”

over the

Goofus & Gallant cartoon.

***

Then I finished my meal.

I was once 

considered a

‘person of interest’

for a crime,

but then the police

interviewed a

guy who could

play guitar with

his feet,

and suddenly,

all the interest

went to him.

I think I have

always loved

making things.

***

As a young boy,

my parents could

leave me alone

all day long, with

nothing but

a stack of

construction paper,

glue,

and some scissors,

and that was all I

needed

to make a big mess

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If you some-

times have trouble

remembering

important things,

try making a

rhyme out of it!

***

For example:

I always had

trouble

remembering

which

socks to wear.

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So, I say,

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Find a sock on the street,

don’t put it on your feet.

Find a sock in your drawer,

put it on for sure.

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Now you try it at home.

I bet it was

a pirate

who

invented the

diving board.

 

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“Every-child on earth is born with, at the least, a vague notion of how to dance the Charleston.”

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Always searching for the answers.

George is the best-friend the human race has ever known. 

Of all the

sandwiches …

I cannot think

of anything

sadder

than seeing a

sloppy Joe,

all spruced up

smart, and

wearing a little

bow-tie.

Because —

where do you

think

you’re going?

There

is not a

prison

that can

hold me,

the way

that I

want to

be held