IN
trefology your first symposium is free.
Though during the symposium we will teach you
that every student present had lived this same life before,
and that we accept cash & credit cards.
Under-standing
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When I first saw the film,
Bedknobs & Broomsticks,
I was near certain
I was witness to the future of
inter-cartoonal travel.
And yet, here we are
some forty-odd years later
& you don’t even hear
about bed-knobs anymore
If the walls in my
apartment could talk
they’d probably ask me
why I am always
staring at them
ii.
Frankly, Raymond,
speaking for the walls,
it’s kind of creeping
us out
I put all this effort into understanding the variant meanings of Ø and it was all for naught
Sometimes I’ll be deep into the writing of a letter
& suddenly notice that the paper in front of me
is totally blank.
Then I have to wonder, have I been writing this letter
with invisible ink,
or, has my pen run dry?
OK, I ask myself,
who is it that I am writing to?
Oh yeh — a spy.
We use a ouija boards
to ask questions of the dead,
but sometimes I wonder —
what do the dead know really?
Because you may have
slipped on a wet tile in the bathroom,
broke your neck & died,
suddenly you have some good advice for me?
Unless it’s to wear bath slippers after showering, of course.
Because that’s sensible
trefology spontaneously appears around the globe
Don’t dream it’s over, make that over a reality. Talk to a Trefology registrar to-day!
My friend
Erwin Schrödinger
called me yesterday
& asked if I had named the cat, yet.
I said, What cat?
Said S, Wait — you didn’t open the birthday gift I sent you?
If we all screamed
for ice cream
working at Baskin Robbins
would be in-sane.
