I saw a guy 

getting into an auto-mobile

with his wrist handcuffed to a briefcase —–

looks like another 

arrest by

Undercover Attache Case!

My dog would

roll over in her grave

if I had tried harder

to teach her the trick.

There is a photo of a fellow

who had his severed thumb replaced with his big toe.

That’s fine for him,

& a thumb is important

– but no thanks –

It’s weird when the elevator 

door opens

& there is nobody waiting there, 

so, I just assume a ghost has entered,

& I say,

Welcome aboard!

going down

For a moth to be able to sustain itself

on the tears of a cow

they first need to be able to tap into

a real dark place

in the cow’s psyche

Is trefology a holographic projection? 

Reach out & try to touch it. 

Go ahead …

do not be afraid

Just no grabbies.

trefology

Few will try. Fewer will stick with it.

Each Tues-day,

a topless maid service 

comes in to clean my apartment, 

but I work on Tues-days, 

so, I have to take it

on good faith.  

September 19th

Remember!

If to-day the blood of St. Januarius fails to liquify & bubble,

we can look forward to a long, long winter