Jellyfish are immortal 

***

And yet, if you

think about it

that’s sort of a

double-edged sword

***

I’m immortal. 

***

Yes!

***

I’m a jelly fish. 

***

Damn it!

.

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2.

“My grandparents: on the tops of foreheads & mountains”

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“Check out these

threads” I said,

walking through

the sewing supply aisle.

when I travel

I always save

the little

hotel hand-soaps.

So, then, later,

I can shower,

unwrap them,

and let the scent

take me back to

that time I stayed

at a motel 6.

.

My paper shredder

only jams 

when I put too

much paper in it, 

or, when I play

something rocking 

on my

electrical guitar

A ghost hunter

is the least

likely hunter

to have

anything mounted

on their wall

Make no mistake

***

my mama didn’t

raise no dummies.

***

My mama was

always too drunk.

***

My papa

raised

dummies.

I’m also in the mood

for some pancakes,

but as you can see,

my mood ring doesn’t

factor that into it

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Special thanks to Jim Earl of Kennebunk, ME for use of the photo

And when on the internet, please visit his brilliant website: Morning Remembrance  

 

Astral projecting

is something I think

I could see myself

doing if I were

astral projecting.

*

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trefology in crayon no. 1

During the

American revolution,

when a fair lady prepared

you a bowl of macaroni,

— be careful —

lest ye eat a mouthful

of feathers

You can always

tell a professional

jacks player by the

way they say their

numbers.