It’s a long story,

but in a nutshell,

I found a peanut.

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2.

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You can never

really know

an old woman

until you live in

her shoe

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I got tired of always

saying,

“I’ll be right back,” 

each time I excuse myself to

use the restroom,

so now I just announce to

the table that

I probably won’t be back

Candidly —

you should have

learned your

A,B,C,’s

a long time ago.

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So, me singing

them with you?

Is off the table.

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2.

Keep circulating the URL

 

 

 

I rang up a radio

talk show and said,

“Long time listener,

first time caller.

I have a question —

what is this thing

that I’m speaking into?”

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Keep circulating the URL

At first,

Horace Greeley said,

“Go North, young man!”

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And thousands

heeded the call

and set out toward

the North Pole.

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Most died.

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Some were saved by Santa.

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A few of those stayed

on to make toys

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One or two made

it back home

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But ALL

hated Horace Greeley.

 

I’ve seen fire

& I’ve seen rain

but never

at the same soirée

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special thanks to c.p. from sydney, australia for the photo

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Many wags in

this town are

declaring

my tin-man hat

to be

just a regular

old funnel.

But a funnel is

what my

grandfather wore.

This is a tin-man hat. 

Did I tell you that

I’ve seen the

Wizard of Oz

over 25 times in my life?

***

And yet,

I have never made it

all the way through

to the

end of the movie.

***

No interest, I guess.

Before the

invention

of the chair

good-men

&

good-women

used to sit on

each other

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