HEY! WATCH OUT!

YES YOU — THE READER,

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

***

Ha-ha.

***

I made you look!

***

And tell me that

you didn’t look

***

because I know you

LIE.

chapter 2

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The story goes

that the

Greek tragedian,

Aeschylus,

died when an eagle

dropped a turtle

onto his

bald head.

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Bad timing for

the unfortunate,

Aeschylus.

***

But fortuitously so,

for the turtle —

the Greek tragedian,

Yertlecles.

.

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2.

I steadfast

refuse to

give up

on snake oil

Just like

Superman

a falling rock from

outer space

could

potentially be

my weakness

as well.

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 … And not just one kind but a variety

If you give a man a fish,

you might also consider

giving man

a tank, filter, pebbles

& some dry food

Grape Nuts 

are my favorite cereal

& my greatest

shame

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(2/2)

At the old sorceress home

the witching hour

begins at 5:15 p.m sharp

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President Roosevelt

was going to say,

the only thing we had

to fear was Dracula,

but that was

before Transylvania

sent vampire bats

to help fight Tojo

If you want to

get Christ

back to earth,

—and in a hurry.

***

Why not let Him

believe He won an

all-expense paid

vacation cruise.

***

And, then, when Jesus

shows up to collect—

slap the cuffs on him!

.

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Epilogue:

In a moment the results of that trial …

Help me!!

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Will you do as he says?

 

My poker ‘tell’ is

playing the banjo.

So if I’m

playing the banjo,

then I’m

probably bluffing

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