As it turns out,

castanets

were exactly

the right choice

of musical

instrument

for my friend

Lobster boy

.

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2.

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chapter III:

Free the Grady Stiles Trio

q.

Do you know

how the

elephant

got

its trunk?

a.

Compliments

of his

old boss,

Mr. Gower!!

When they came

for the Jews

I didn’t speak up.

***

Then, they came

for the Catholics,

and again I

said nothing

***

Me?

***

Well, they never came for me  : (

My promise to you:

When the

galactic-chariot

arrives to collect

ye & me & all

sincere readers

of Trefology™,

I will personally

pilot the starship

  to the Planet Z! 

The farthest planet

in our alphabet

Noah only brought

one whiptail lizard

onto the Ark

because he knew it

could self-reproduce

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Did you know that

kissing for a hour

can burn up to

two thousand calories?

And that is why

the kissing machine

always has the longest

line at the gym

The living God

of the bible is

now the living

God of trefology.

And before you

get offended, It

was totally

His decision.

I didn’t talk Him into it,

Or, anything.

I always wear a

pair of pajamas

under-neath

my clothes in case

anybody ever asks

me to sleep-over.

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the game

of

kick ball

flourishes

only in

areas where

there

is recess

As a child I

understood that

The busy busy world

of Richard Scarry

was one in which

I did not belong