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Bird’s do it

Bee’s do it

Let’s do it

Let’s drink red

sugar water

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In my battle against

the rise of Trefology

you’re either with me,

or, against me,

maybe still considering

your options,  or,

just not interested at all

.

Mesmerism has not always been attractive.

.

If you went to

the town where

2000 Maniacs

was filmed in 1964

I doubt you’d find

more than a

half-dozen or so,

maniacs left

.

IF Typhoid Mary

could be said

to have had a

specialty in the

kitchen,

I suppose it would

have to be typhoid

The only way

to ascend to God

is through

trefology,

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unless you have any better ideas.

***

I don’t.

When someone I know

is hurting, the only thing

I know to do is

pat them on the shoulder

and say, “There, there,”

pointing to the

door.

What is a problem?

***

A problem is said

to be the diversion

of opposing humours. 

***

Or, when one force meets counter-force.

***

Example:

“What’s for dinner?”

***

I say, “Fish.”

***

You say, “Horse.”

***

Now we have a problem.

***

So we start again.

***

I say, “Fish”

***

You say, “Horse-fish.”

***

Now we have a compromise.

***

But either way —

***

Dinner’s off.

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