
Trident gum protects my teeth against delicious gum


When the world has to
beat a path to your
door,
that says a lot about
your mousetrap—– but
not much about your
front yard.
I need to stop
trying to look up
stuff on
my type-writer
I must assume it’s
no big deal to
accidentally leave
the lens cap on
an X-ray machine

Ships are
always in
ship shape.
That’s why
they call
them ships
Pray,people al-ways shout whenever you’re about, too?
Why must I
wear a seatbelt
if I am not
wearing pants?

I had a dream
I was falling off
of a cliff,
***
but when I awoke
***
I realized that
I was falling
off a cliff!
***
So, maybe it wasn’t
a dream, so much,
as it was a thing
I had just remembered
that I was doing

prisoner’s lament
photograph by Mary Cellini
Robert Ripley
was a cool guy,
as far as hew
was concerned
you could
believe it-or not.
***
There was no
middle ground.
***
He didn’t care.
***
He said,
Here it is.
Fuck you.
I have a hard time
believing I have a
skeleton inside of me.
***
A skeleton?!
***
And of all things.
***
What am I-
some kind of monster?
.
