Robert Ripley
was a cool guy,
as far as hew
was concerned
you could
believe it-or not.
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There was no
middle ground.
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He didn’t care.
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He said,
Here it is.
Fuck you.
Things I cannot and will not accept
I have a hard time
believing I have a
skeleton inside of me.
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A skeleton?!
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And of all things.
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What am I-
some kind of monster?
.
The flying hour
I would not have
wanted to be a
fly on the wall
when they invented
bug spray
And a doctor never forgets
If you get sick
and a doctor is
not forth-coming,
just remember
how you willfully
kept them away
when you ate that
apple
Oh, what the automatic bowling pin-setter must think of me.
It was a lefty!
Ingeresting atsridonomy for kids
Every child
goes through a
Pippi Longstalking stage
of being
able to lift
up a horse.
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The big breakfast
Toucan Sam follows
his nose to find
Fruit Loops cereal
but he’s not shy
about using the butt
of his gun, either
When to do what
My mom always said:
never run with scissors—
unless there’s a
piece of paper that
absolutely needs
cutting right away.
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“Then,” she told me,
“run like the wind to that paper, child.”
Jokes for kids
a.
Do you know who
takes the worst
vacation photos?
b.
Serial killers!
Because they always
cut off the heads!
Mummenschanzian by chance
Mimes always seem
surprised when they
get caught in an
invisible box
& yet, they encounter
them way more than I do
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