
The best kind of fire exit would be located underneath a waterfall


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1,2, buckle my shoe
3,4, buckle my other shoe
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2.
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St. Peter is buried
underneath the
main altar of
the Basilica at
the Vatican.
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But he is very deep down.
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So down, I would bet,
during Mass, the
only thing St. Peter
hears is
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“mmph… mmrph… waf waf mmph.”
Mcdonalds should have
something to help ease
the guilt I feel for
eating at McDonalds.
Somebody posted near
the door, perhaps.
Who says things like,
“Don’t worry, you’ll eat better next time.”
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2.
“Since The Light Went Out”
written & performed by George J. Raymond
Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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The light went out
Just burned itself out
The world is not as
bright since the light went out
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It flickered for while,
still it made her smile
Then our world went dark
when the light went out
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I had a thought I never
thought before I know
I’ll never be alone
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Photographs and memories
trinkets left behind
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Life as free as
summer breeze, we had
so many good times.

I guess when we die
and get to heaven
we automatically know
how to play the harp,
or are there lessons?
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Because I don’t know
how to play it now
And I am not dying and
going all the way to
heaven just to take
music lessons.
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For Whom the Bell Toll’s
is a tricky mystery novel.
So, far as I can tell
Hemingway never reveals who.
***
My friend said
‘The bell tolls for thee”,
but man, I’m not
even in the book!
They say a major advancement in mom & pop stores is just around the corner!

I’ve never been
scared to death
but then I like
to pace myself.