My girlfriend

is an angel.

***

And it’s all my fault!

 

A thermos will keep

things really HOT 

… but not in the bedroom!

8 year old Lucille Jennings’s day at Venice Beach, CA 1925

There will come

a time when your

name will be

spoken aloud for

the last time

for all eternity.

And that happened

to me in my

late thirties.

.

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Keep circulating the URL

I know Kubrick

didn’t film the

Apollo moon landing,

because the first

man on the moon was

not Timothy Carey.

 

“A Card for Johnny”

by Mary Cellini

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Gag orders

are usually

too muffled

for me to

understand

It’s a dog’s life,

especially if

the dog is rich.

I don’t perspire anymore

when I work out, ever

since I moved all of my

elliptical equipment

into the shower.