No, sir
I do not want a
knuckle sandwich
by way of either its
literal
or
metaphorical
definition
Christmas Factz #3
There are 2 chickens for every human in the world
So don’t get discouraged!
Merry Christmas!
Wo liegt Zander Klaus?
It’s not like they grow on trees
If God gives
you a lemon,
why not keep it?
Because, hey
God’s lemon!
Christmas Factz #1
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Jellyfish are made up
of 95% water and 5%
of whatever the hell
a jellyfish is.
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Merry Christmas!
Keep circulating the URL
Dear dairy
To-day I milked a cow
What do we know of Santa?
It stands to reason
that Santa would say
“Ho Ho Ho”
on other occasions too.
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Like,
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Birthdays … “Ho Ho Ho!”
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Valentines Day … “Ho Ho Ho!”
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Arbor Day … “Ho Ho Ho!”
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9/11? … “My sincerest condolences.”
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Hey— Santa’s jolly,
not insensitive.
I see you.
Dance like
everybody is
filming.
Because I have
news for you,
Crazy Dancer,
they are.
.
Keep circulating the URL
Z-z-z-zap!
When Captain Marvel
says SHAZAM! there is
a bolt of lightning,
and then he trans-forms
into a superhero.
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But, sometimes,
it happens when
he says other things
Like, Soup and ham!
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Or, “Shazmedamn!”
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Or, “S-s-glammadingdam!”
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Anyway, my point is-
it’s not a science.
Wiener love
by Mary Cellini
Copyright © 2015 All Rights Reserved
The flower job
Gather ye rosebuds
whilst ye may, as I
distract the florist
with apologies to Robert Herrick
PROMOTED AD
Cool whip is cool
because it is
down with whatever
you want to put
it on
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Pie? Cool.
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Coffee? Cool.
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Fresh Whipped cream? Don’t be a jerk
The old ways were best
At the head-quarters
of
Wite-Out Correction Fluid
they still insist
every-thing be typed
Only the goddess onomatopoeia knows for certain!
Will the end
come with a wimper
a bang
or, a pew pew?
t r e f o l o g y 