Introductions are in order

I was at the museum,

–minding my own

business. Enjoying

some art

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When I noticed that

the eyes of this one

painting seemed to

follow me around the room,

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Where-ever I went, so

did the eyes! And I

began to feel a little

self-conscious.

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And I wondered,

“Do I know this piece of art?”

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So I moved to confront

the art piece. But, as I

got closer it began make

sense; as it was a

portrait of a museum

security guard.

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So I nodded, and moved

on to the next exhibit.

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“Sir,” as said as I passed,

.


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the ‘portrait of kitty’ followed me home … may I hang it … for Zander Klaus?!?

What do we know of Santa?

 It stands to reason

that Santa would say

“Ho Ho Ho”

on other occasions too.

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Like,

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Birthdays … “Ho Ho Ho!”

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Valentines Day … “Ho Ho Ho!”

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Arbor Day … “Ho Ho Ho!”

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9/11? … “My sincerest condolences.”

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Hey— Santa’s jolly,

not insensitive.