If your last name

is Wetzel,

then, I guess it

makes sense

that you would

get into the

pretzel business

just the same

as if your name

was Samburger

or, Bethamphetamine

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by Mary Cellini

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My friend

Tony Orlando

is always

asking me to

“Knock three times on the ceiling”,

***

or,

“Tie a yellow ribbon’,

***

or, rap

“Twice on the pipe”.

***

Message to Tony:

Pay your phone bill.

It goes to say if

Good & Plenty was truly

good

then

there would not be

Plenty

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chapter two

According to a recent study

the two most attractive scents to a woman

are cucumbers and Good & Plenty candy

Source: Choo Choo Charlie

What Constitutes

middle-Aged

depends largely

on how long you Live

 

I once ate an entire

bowl of cherries

and not once was

I reminded of life

is what I eat after my taco falls apart

I suppose a

“Happy Meal” for

Dracula would

be drinking the

blood of a clown.

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2.

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In the 1970s

I was in the KISS Army

but nobody knew it

because I was in

the Secret Service