In my wallet

I keep a list of

the 100 books to read before I die,

so if it ever seems like I may be dying,

rush me to a library!

 

If looks could kill

our  prisons would be

full of lookers

If two people

with

phantom limb syndrome

***

were to get

into a fight,

***

would they come

out swinging,

***

or,

only think they are?

 

If “the most

dangerous game”

is man, then it

goes to say,

“the most

dangerous catch”

would be man

swimming

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2.

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3.

Conversely,

the most

dangerous

board-game

is

Manopoly.

Every-body

has to pay the piper.

And that’s why I’m

getting into the

piper business

if Rice Krispies could really talk

they’d probably ask

that we not eat them

I am so technologically impaired

that the word, ‘computer’

still conjures in me

images of Avery Schreiber

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I’m always finding Left Behind books at the bus stop

q.

Did you hear the news about the calendar?

a.

Its days are numbered!!!

Q.

Why did the King

ask for

the measurements of

every being

in his kingdom?

A.

Because he’s the ruler!

 

a dog called nola

by Mary Cellini

(c) copyright 2015 all rights reserved

do you know a
dog like nola?