Statistically

speaking,

mathematicians

always die

in denominators

of three

Keeping the trains

running on time is

the job of

despots and depots.

When they were

passing out brains

I said, ‘What?’

Because they had not

yet passed out ears

Magical Pixie Dust:

Short term effects:

YOU CAN FLY!

Long term effects:

we are only now just

starting to learn

If you fall

off a horse,

get back up,

take a look around,

and see what

else there is

to do on a ranch.

***

Say hello to a cow, for instance.

Somebody up there loves me

***

Yesterday a beautiful

white dove flew into

my open window.

***

On its leg was a note that read,

***

“I love you.

Signed,

The Roofing Man”

***

Aggrieved, I went outside

and confronted him.

***

He was still on my

roof and about to

release another dove.

***

“I meant as a friend!”

shouted The Roofing Man.

***

That next afternoon

another white dove

came to my window.

***

I was ready to confront

The Roofing Man, again,

but this dove, though

similar, was covered in

soot, and had a bad cough.

***

I opened the note and read it.

Said the note,

***

“What are your interests?

Signed,

The Chimney Sweep Man”

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2.

These days banks

have silent alarms

but you know

they’re not really

silent right?

***

Pigs can hear them

Do you think

they should

reboot the

TV show Mr. Ed

or just

re-shoe it?

Pliny the Elder,

must have been

feeling like 

Pliny the Younger,

when he went

and tried to jump

that juniper bush.

I think it is time I got some closure

on that

open

windie