Megadeth is a great name

for a thrash metal band,

***

unless, you happen to know

some-body who is megaded,

***

and then,

it is only

hurtful

I went to a

restaurant and

ordered a

chicken & an egg

and told them to

serve me which-ever

one comes first

I believe

Alexandre Dumas’

The

Count of Monte Cristo

is the greatest

work of literature

ever adapted

into a sandwich

*

I once baked a

cake for a friend,

with a file

hidden inside

***

My friend wasn’t in jail,

though I was,

later …

after he choked on it

Nothing enrages

a sock puppet

quite like seeing

a sock used

for its actual purpose

Every kid in history

has played the

‘floor is lava’ game

but only the

kids of Pompeii

ever put it

to practical use

If they can put

a man on the moon,

then, why can’t

they put me on the

moon?

Am I not a man?