My favorite
holiday memory
is of my Christmas pony,
which I named,
Peanut Jr.,
after my father,
Peanut Sr.
Tag: zander klaus
The tailors friend
After the
invention
of measuring tape
suddenly you
couldn’t
give away an
inch-worm.
** What food-stuff will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies? **
(Circle all that apply)
What’s in a name
Of Popeye’s
four nephews,
“Poopeye”
really got
the short-end
of the
Popeye naming
stick.
Zander Klaus wie bist du?
Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
& A Blithesome Trefmas To Some of You!
Can zander klaus yet save you?
It’s significant
that most doctors,
when its time for them to die,
choose to be bludgeoned
by a cue stick
Zander klaus dislikes it when you shout
Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little
Lord Fauntleroy
laid down
his sweet head.
Conditions
I always feel joyful.
***
but I know
when Christmas is
’round the bend,
***
because suddenly,
I start to feel
triumphant, too
Were you aware?
Bread & butter
is the
bread & butter
of the
bread & butter
industry
Acht weitere Tage bis Zander Klaus!
A dog can hope for the arrival of zander klaus
“Hung with Care”
by Mary Cellini
Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved
Introductions are in order
I was at the museum,
–minding my own
business. Enjoying
some art
***
When I noticed that
the eyes of this one
painting seemed to
follow me around the room,
***
Where-ever I went, so
did the eyes! And I
began to feel a little
self-conscious.
***
And I wondered,
“Do I know this piece of art?”
***
So I moved to confront
the art piece. But, as I
got closer it began make
sense; as it was a
portrait of a museum
security guard.
***
So I nodded, and moved
on to the next exhibit.
***
“Sir,” as said as I passed,
.
.
the ‘portrait of kitty’ followed me home … may I hang it … for Zander Klaus?!?
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