My favorite
holiday memory
is of my Christmas pony,
which I named,
Peanut Jr.,
after my father,
Peanut Sr.
My favorite
holiday memory
is of my Christmas pony,
which I named,
Peanut Jr.,
after my father,
Peanut Sr.
After the
invention
of measuring tape
suddenly you
couldn’t
give away an
inch-worm.
** What food-stuff will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies? **
(Circle all that apply)
Of Popeye’s
four nephews,
Poopeye
really got
the short-end
of the
Popeye name
variations.
Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
“After All These Years”
written & performed by George J. Raymond
copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
& A Blithesome Trefmas To Some of You!
It’s significant
that most doctors,
when its time for them to die,
choose to be bludgeoned
by a cue stick
Said the right way,
F. Scott Fitzgerald
is a
withering dismissal
of
F. Scott Fitzgerald
I usually feel
joyful,
but I can always
tell when
Christmas
is around the bend,
because
I start to feel
triumphant,
too
Bread & butter
is the
bread & butter
of the
bread & butter
industry
Acht weitere Tage bis Zander Klaus!
“Hung with Care”
by Mary Cellini
Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved
I was
at the museum,
minding my
own business
***
when I noticed that
the eyes
of this one painting,
seemed to follow me
around the room,
***
and I began to feel
self-conscious
and uncomfortable,
and I wondered,
***
“Do I know this piece of art?”
***
Because I am bad at faces.
.
the ‘portrait of kitty’ followed me home … may I hang it … for Zander Klaus?!?