My favorite
all-time
Christmas gift
was my pony,
Peanut Jr.,
which I
named for my
beloved father,
Peanut Sr.
My favorite
all-time
Christmas gift
was my pony,
Peanut Jr.,
which I
named for my
beloved father,
Peanut Sr.
After the
invention
of measuring tape
suddenly you
couldn’t
give away an
inch-worm.
** What food-stuff will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies? **
(Circle all that apply)
Of all of Popeye’s nephews,
it was Poopeye
who really got
the short end
of that name.

Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
& A Blithesome Trefmas To Some of You!
It’s significant
that most doctors,
when its time for them to die,
choose to be bludgeoned
by a cue stick
Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little
Lord Fauntleroy
laid down
his sweet head.
I always feel joyful.
***
but I know
when Christmas is
’round the bend,
***
because suddenly,
I start to feel
triumphant, too
Bread & butter
is the
bread & butter
of the
bread & butter
industry
Acht weitere Tage bis Zander Klaus!

“Hung with Care”
by Mary Cellini
Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved
Sometimes at the
museum it will feel
like the eyes of a painting
are following me
around the room.
And I began to feel a
little self-conscious.
And wonder,
“Do I know this piece of art?”
.

the ‘portrait of kitty’ followed me home … may I hang it … for Zander Klaus?!?