To prove to the authorities
they had the dancer,
Thumbalina,
the kidnappers sent the police
her severed thumb.
But their evil plans were foiled —
because that was
all of her
De mortuis nihil nisi bonum
Casper is a
friendly ghost,
but an
angry drunk
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I’m on fire
Spontaneous
combustion
would likely be the only
thing I ever do
entirely
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American diagnosis!
I asked my mechanic
to check a mole on my shoulder
& he told me,
he’d never seen anything like
that before
Splitting rails
Cut the legs off your pants
& now you have shorts.
But, friend,
have you noticed?
You now have two Abraham Lincoln
hats, too.
Yabba dabba, maybe
I think much of
what we know about,
the Flintstones,
is based on conjecture
Your teeth, once loosed, are not yours to keep
A Tooth Faerie
knows when your child
has lost a tooth
by its ability to sniff out
mouth-blood
q. When will trefology pass the surly bonds of our solar system?
