If a by-product of
having ants in my pants,
is that I have to dance,
then so much
the better
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That one finger tho
The problem with
Yo-yo dieting is
that it exercises
just the one finger
walking the dog
by alex case
Rules of exploration
Probably the greatest hurdle
when exploring the mind,
especially for a tape-worm,
is that you’re going to want to
avoid the temptation to lay
eggs.
Monastic extragalactic
After lights out
the monks come to-gether
to gossip & chat & do each other’s hair.
… And it’s all good fun.
But then,
one monk hits another with
a heavy slab of stone.
And suddenly it’s a
pillow fight.
One must fight the urge
Among
banana-boat workers,
it’s probably
a rookie error
to randomly yell out,
‘Day-O!’
My day so-far
Woke up.
Got out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Was sued by the Beatles.
Nostradamus told me there would be days like this
At the super-market,
I saw a ‘Warning Wet Floor’ cone
& it was tipped over on its side.
Clearly another case of,
Do as I say,
not as I do.
… Weird how both Ritz crackers
and the Ritz brothers both seem
too buttery to me.
