Per the Trefological calendar:
the New Year does not officially begin until February the 1st.
December 31st is therefore considered a Pre-New Year event.
… So from all of me
to parts of you,
I wish you a happy and prosperous 31 day Pre-New Year.
And remember!
Though mortal coil
can go down stairs
like the Slinky do …
Be careful!
As you may still be
connected to it
Our founder contemplates the future as a Christmas tree approaches from behind.
By the third Noel
most of the kinks
had been worked out
Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
My favorite
holiday memory
is of my Christmas pony.
Which I named,
Peanut Jr.,
after my father,
Peanut Sr.
If I could have any ten historical figures
over for dinner,
I would choose,
1.) Pot luck.
2.) My famous potato salad, and
3.) What-ever the historical figures bring
Because I can’t cook.
And I, sure as hell, am
not going to embarass myself
in front of the Three Stooges
** Don’t forget to leave out a letter of apology to Zander, Klaus! **
My Blue Blue Girl
written & performed by George J. Raymond
copyright © 2018 all rights reserved
Did you know that
each snowflake,
like a finger-print,
is completely unique?
Neither, did
Frosty the Serial-Killer
This holiday season let trefology burden your shoulder!
After the invention
of measuring tape
suddenly you
couldn’t give away
an inch-worm.
** What food-stuff will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies? **
(Circle all that apply)
