They say,
history did not record
who first cried,
Remember the Alamo!
Because they did not
then also cry,
And remember me, too!
Old Jimmie Jams. King-of-the-
catchy-phrase. ™
I see a mystery in everything.
Why?
I don’t know.
I thought wearing the fitbit was the exercise
Things I like #1
I prefer
ice cube machines
that have that
‘every cube must go’
mentality
Understanding human emotion
My finger
turning bright red
means that
my mood ring
is too tight.
Mis-illusions
There’s a staircase
behind my sofa
but everyone always thinks
I’m kidding
Better left to professionals
Drug commercials
advise us to,
consult a doctor before
having surgery.
I think that’s good advice
Can a witch doctor see non-witches?
The cut of my jib
I’m thinking about taking
some time off to
try & find myself.
But if I do,
we may have to fight,
because I’m pretty
sure I’m a dick
II.
I can tell these things
All my best selfies were taken by other people
Just like in the song,
one Sunday
my dad went to the ball game
& never came back.
We were going to notify the police,
but figured,
if he doesn’t care
how can we?
