I love to read but I’m an impatient man.

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I have no time to

wait for wood to be

processed into pulp,

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then turned into paper,

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then printed with words,

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then sold in a store.

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Just give me a log and I will read that.

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And, I mean, any kind

of log at all.

Spruce, fir, maple,

I will read anything.

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Except romance.

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No romance logs