Did you know that
each snowflake,
like a finger-print,
is completely unique?
Neither, did
Frosty the Serial-Killer
This holiday season let trefology burden your shoulder!
Category: Humor
The tailors friend
After the invention
of measuring tape
suddenly you couldn’t give away
an inchworm.
What will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies?
(Circle all that apply)
What’s in a name
Of Popeye’s four children
with Olive Oyl,
I always felt most sorry for
Poopeye
Have you sent your letter yet to Zander, Klaus?
Dysneygraphia
I’m sure I would known who
the leader of the club was,
a lot sooner,
had I been a better speller.
Did you know, the root-word, ‘pan’, means ‘all’,
as in the totality of pancakes?
Dialing for eternal suffering
My baby-sitter
was a born again Christian,
and a old movie fan.
I remember she’d let us
stay up late watching the
old, black & white movies
on the UHF channels.
And some-times, she’d
become reflective about
the shadows
moving across the screen,
& say things like,
“See all those people?
They’re all burning in hell.”
Psychogenic memories
I try to learn something new every day
& then forget it by the next.
In that way it will always be new.
As an example: To-day I learned
that I suffer from self-induced amnesia.
But what can I tell you?
I like the new, eschew the old
Perceptions
I know if a glass is either
half-full or half-empty
because I drink
out of a measuring cup
I need to buy more art for my apartment to hide all my wall safes.
