Yo-yo dieting is fine,
I suppose,
if you don’t mind
exercising
just one finger at a time.
walking the dog
by alex case
Category: Humor
Rules of exploration
Probably the greatest hurdle
when exploring the mind is
that you’re going to want to
avoid the temptation to lay
eggs.
ii. And I am writing this
mostly for tape-worms
Monastic extra-galactic
After lights out
the monks come to-gether
to gossip & chat & do each other’s hair.
And it’s all good fun.
But then one monk
hits another with
a heavy slab of stone.
And suddenly it’s a
pillow fight.
Young or old every-body loves electric pencil sharpeners.
Fight the urge
Among
banana-boat workers,
it’s probably
a rookie error
to randomly yell out,
‘Day-O!’
My day so-far
Woke up.
Got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head.
Was sued by the Beatles.
Nostradamus told me there would be days like this
At the super-market,
I saw a ‘Warning Wet Floor’ cone
& it was tipped over on its side.
Clearly another case of,
Do as I say,
not as I do.
… Weird how both Ritz crackers
and the Ritz brothers both seem
too buttery to me.
Everything in moderation
It’s a shame
we can only have
so many lobo-tomies
before we forget
that we ever
had a lobo-tomy
to begin with
