Month: August 2017

A fish on the sand

George Raymond7 Comments

One day at the beach,

sitting on the sand,

and watching the surf

come in and go out,

I saw a fish emerge

from the ocean.

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It flopped a bit,

seeming to catch its

bearings, then stood

upright and began

walking toward me!

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It came within a foot or so —

then the fish, so says, says

he to me,

“Aye, m’boy, how mad is this?”

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But before I could answer,

the fish flicked its tail,

sending bits of sand into

my eyes.

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“Hey!” says I, squinting

through the sand.

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A second later, and

the fish was headed

back to the surf.

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He made good speed, too —

you can lay to that!

And all this, mind you,

despite the lack of

pedal extremities.

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He needn’t have bothered,

though. The fish had

nothing to fear from me.

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I wasn’t mad.

Just disappointed.

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For it wasn’t evolution

I was witness to —

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just some

dumb

fish

gag

.

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