Once at the beach
I saw a fish pull itself from the surf onto the sand.
I turned to look, because you don’t see this sort of thing very often.
The fish then carefully balanced itself on it’s tail
& began to hop towards me
*
As he came closer
the fish grinned & said
“How am I doing?”
Looking good, I replied, & I gave a thumbs up.
The fish looked around, & then confided,
“How crazy is this, boy?”
*
Before I could reply
the fish suddenly flicked its tail,
& sent a little bit of sand into my eyes.
It only took me a second to gather myself
but when I looked back up
the fish was already racing back toward the sea.
*
It needn’t have bothered, though.
The fish had nothing to fear from me.
I wasn’t going to chase it.
*
I was just disappointed.
It wasn’t evolution I was witness to ——
Just some
dumb
fish
gag
despite how it may appear our founder is not strangling this dog
Good thing it was a ‘he’. Were that not the case methinks you’d have to have avert your gaze (or not, as the case mightb be)!
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Funny, my intention had been to avoid giving the fish a sex, & yet, I did anyway. Thanks for ruining everything!
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Crumbs. I rather bolloxed it then? Humble aplologies. I did get to wondering if the females of the species could multi-task. A passing, yet perhaps pertinent thought, all things considered.
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Your fish story really hooked me!
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Lucky that fish didn’t bring
a beach towel.
Otherwise it probably would’ve
given it a good sandy shake,
right in your face.
I blame his school. Fish parents
these days are not very hands on.
“No time”, they say. And no hands ✋.
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Hah!
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