My apartment has a
table of contents,
because my apartment
does not have cabinets
Question of the day: Is the earth hollow or it is filled with stuff?
My apartment has a
table of contents,
because my apartment
does not have cabinets
Question of the day: Is the earth hollow or it is filled with stuff?
t r e f o l o g y 
Immaculate, Sir…once I lived in a hole by the side of a road. I dreamed of cabinents yet settled for a cardboard box notwithstanding the fact that I owned nought but a razor blade and shaving foam.
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As they say, A man in shaving foam for no reason is a man to be steered cleared of on the street.
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If your table of contents uses Roman Numerals you’re a fortunate man indeed. X always marks the spot.
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X-2 if there is more than one spot
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Yep, because xx would be 20 spots.
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Bingo.
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Good one!
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Thanks, Pif
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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I’m starting a site called the brucedavidblog
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Good idea. We’ll get each other’s readers.
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We’ll be rich!
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I don’t have a .com site. You’ll get rich!
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That’s what I meant
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Congratulations on your forthcoming wealth.
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I’ll take a piece of that action.
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You can have Bruceblogdavid
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As soon as you have a cabinet, you’ll get all the in-fighting and power-struggles attendant on democracy. Stick to the table, I reckon.
By the way, what restaurant supplies a sonic screwdriver to eat with?
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Trader Sam’s Tiki Bar & Hardware Supplies
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The real question is whether you have dinner guests who leave the table full of contentment.
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Well, they are a lot of thieves & ne’er do wells
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A post cleverly tabled and humourously served, tref. :)
Also, my answer to your question of the day is: yes.
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My apartment has neither. I could use that table of contents.
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I have cupboards and the table is almost unidentifiable. The earth is probably filled with more of my stuff. :)
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Careful. I don’t trust the guy lurking behind you.
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I’ll be care-ful, thank you. As a rule, I don’t trust anyone under 30
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Wise.
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Lol! 😄
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Hmmm sounds like mine. I do have cabinets, but they put them high enough for the jolly green giant not a short person under 5 foot let alone one who might be 6 foot. LOL!
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I really can’t add to much to those words but I can say you look at little hesitant , wary about what’s in front of you. The boy on your right shoulder has confidence that you can do it, you always have.
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