Good news!
I’ve secured a seasonal job
working in the Dead Letter
department of the post office.
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As such, if any of you would
like to get in contact with me,
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Just write me a letter.
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And don’t address it.
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I’ll be sure to get it,
… eventually.
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2.

trefology sticker in brooklyn. special thanks to firstofthemohicans
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3.
Pete Seeger sang
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“If I had a hammer,
I would hammer
in the evening.”
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What a jerk.
4.
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(Or not. It has come to my attention it may be no more)
Keep circulating the URL
Your Seasonal Greeting Card is in the post. I didn’t put your name on it either.
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I can wait!
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Can we use freepost.
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Of course, but it will cost you.
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Lovely stuff, as always (not that I take any of it for granted!); however, are you *intentionally* conflating Popeye’s creator (Segar) with the legendary folk singer (Seeger)? I know, sounds like some kind of weird riddle.
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Sounds like? Is! By pure coincidence, my alternate post to-day was about Popeye! I went with Pete, though. And thank you.
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Ahh, I got it.
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Thinking it was a Par Avion stamp, I accidentally stabbed my letter to you with the letter opener. So I guess the letter is dead now, and will arrive via ground mail.
I can’t spot the Trefology sticker. Is it somewhere beneath the manhole cover?
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Hah! Thanks, D
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My post office doesn’t deliver the mail even with names, addresses, and tracking…so I expect you will be quite busy.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, DB
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Very clever–love it:) Cheers!
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Thanks, ck
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Thanks for another chuckle! 😆
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As James Taylor wrote, that’s why I’m here
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I have Pete’s cousin living next to me. Loud Seeger. I wish he owned a hammer. He has a leaf blower that lifts him 3 feet off the ground. He has an ear for the sound of chainsaws, drills anything that pretty well makes my cat head for the hills.
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Hah!
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