I remember when a
kid in my class
accidentally jammed
a pencil in his eye.
***
Our substitute teacher
immediately cracked
a wise one.
***
Said he,
“Theodore, you’re not a Scantron-sheet!”
***
And everyone laughed.
Even the kid.
***
Long story short:
they couldn’t save the eye.
.
t r e f o l o g y 
Lol!
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Cheers, S.
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😀
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Worried about your wife’s fidelity? Toss her into the wishing well, and then wish her well.
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Gracious!
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Cardey har har
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Noted.
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Do cards sharks dwell in the well?
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Sounds like you’ve just invented religion, tref!
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New slogan: “Wishing well-ness through wishing wells”
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Love it. I see a world wide wishing well web wooing willing wishers.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thank you, Bruce David and thank you to all the Bruce David’s and David Bruce’s.
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Thank you, tref and trefology.
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Love it.
+ the sticker on parking sign is another treat to see!
After making several wishes at my local wishing well, I found I had no cash or credit card on me, so I offered to wash the dishes.
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Hah! That is hilarious, VTA.
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I love the humour in the bitter truth.
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Cheers, FE!
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I wish I had read this post sooner! :D
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