Mrs. Leplin

I had a dream I

was back in the

fourth grade, and

everyone was

laughing at me.

***

I was standing in

the classroom,

in my under-pants.

***

And I wondered

how I failed to

notice this earlier.

***

Was I wearing

shoes and socks?

Yes!

***

But why was I wearing

them on my hands?!!

And who tied them?!

***

Then, the teacher comes in

and says

“It’s time for the big test!

***

“Big test?!” I said,

I forgot to study!

***

Then the teacher

exploded into a

thousand bats!

***

And then I woke up.

***

Covered in sweat.

***

And was I like,

Whew! Yeh,

***

I remember that day.

25 thoughts on “Mrs. Leplin

    • I often wonder what became of Ms. Leplin. I know everyone seems old when you are that age, but Ms. Leplin seemed very, very old. I hope all her days were good ones. And as to Batman, Ms. Leplin would have probably been pretty old back then, too. Thanks, E. Sum

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  1. Those bad dreams can persist, though. I still have nightmares that I’m at UCLA and I’m either in the wrong class, late for class, or didn’t sign up for the right class, and therefore will be unable to graduate, lol

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