If you ever
see a giant
cheese rolling
down the street
***
Get out of its way!
***
Because who knows what
the hell is going on.
If you ever
see a giant
cheese rolling
down the street
***
Get out of its way!
***
Because who knows what
the hell is going on.
t r e f o l o g y 
I promise I will.
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I’ll be able to rest easy now. Thanks, S.
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Thanks for the warning 😂
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If cheese-rolling comes to the streets, George, I hope to be consious enough to thank you for your prescient advice. In the BBC’s coverage (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-65748124) of the 2023 Cheese-Rolling Competition, I saw that the womens’ champion was knocked unconscious when she landed across the finish line on her head. The champion of the men’s race said he was lucky to be conscious and not too badly banged up.
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It’s the future of delivery, E. Sum! Thanks, as always, as always.
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Reply One: I hear throwing a box of crackers at it will stop it in its tracks.
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Reply Two: We’ll now, I think this is your cheesiest blog posts to date, Geo.
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Thank you for both comments (“crackers” is hilarious, Pam) and let me extend my sincerest apologies, as well, for the grammatical error (it’s its, not it’s — now fixed). I thought for certain my post would have a red mark on it when I woke this morning. I am so embarrassed.
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That’s okay. I’m claiming autocorrect on my Well that became We’ll.
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Giant cheese is usually followed by a giant rat. For protection, I suggest you rent a Cat. “There’s nothing grader on the road than a road grader!”
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Haha Great, David. Thank you.
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:D Or, always carry two slices of bread and some pickles just in case.
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Sounds like lunch! Please save me a seat. Thanks, MM
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Delightfully bizarre as always, tref. :)
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Sorry for the lateness of my reply, and thank you, Betsy
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In the absence of a ‘Like’ button — 👏
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Sorry for the lateness of my reply, and thank you, the blogger formally known as Mich.
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Alls I know is the cheese stands alone…
>
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And alls I know is that it is good to hear from you, Ms. Herndon, and sorry for the lateness of my reply.
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If AI cuts the cheese in the woods, does an email get sent out?
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Only if you made “the list”. Oh, and Bob, pray that you do. Thanks, Bob
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Thank’s Geo. I stand (or, well, run) forewarned!
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Especially stink cheese.
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Haha Especially true.
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I’ll take notice of your warning at
the very next cheese 🧀 and wine 🍷
tasting. The last time I attended one
I was knocked into unconsciousness🤕
by a bottle of red that almost left me
dead ☠️ with the cheese claiming
complete innocence. It’s not the first
time that’s happened … but who’s
counting?! 😎
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What if it’s Nacho cheese?
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Admittedly, nacho cheese is going to hard to out run. Even harder to resist purchasing a bag of chips to dip in it as it passes. I fear only the kids adept at playing the ‘floor is lava’ game will survive. But you cannot stop progress, Janny! All hail the cheese!
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The floor is Nacho! Think I invented a new game.
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Haha!
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I just realized my life will be incomplete if I do not attend a cheese-rolling festival. There used to be one here in Canada, but no longer. Is there one in the US?
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America has everything but cheese-rolls, though we do have cheese rolls, and they are delicious. Thanks, SS
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