Humor The only way October 20, 2023June 11, 2025 george RAYMOND32 Comments The only way I will ever play Carnegie Hall is if I hunker down and practice, practice, practice, my lock-picking skills Spread the wordPost Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Like Loading...
If they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her lock they’re gonna take you home to mother in a cardboard box. You have been warned. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
Methinks, Vinyl Connection has been listening to a little too much Sammy Hagar. Thanks, VC LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
There is the Trojan horse method of infiltration . It will save you from blisters on your fingers . LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
Never use them. And blisters on my fingers? You would need to do some excessively aggressive lock picking for that to occur. Thanks, Ringo LikeLike Reply
Strange, too, because few occupations can open doors in this world like a professional locksmith. Thanks, Janny LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
I think I’d probably open with the Hokey-Pokey song because that one never fails to get the audience out of their seats and into a circle. Thanks, E Sum. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
Just pick up the sheet music, then you can play Carnegie Hall as much as want. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
How about you just whistle a few bars and I’ll take it from there. Thanks, Pam! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
That would be my method also. A lock picking set would be fun to have regardless. :) LikeLiked by 2 people Reply
I do recall previous posts about you and family members having finger-picking skills… LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
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Thanks, Orededrum!
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If they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her lock they’re gonna take you home to mother in a cardboard box.
You have been warned.
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Methinks, Vinyl Connection has been listening to a little too much Sammy Hagar. Thanks, VC
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There is the Trojan horse method of infiltration . It will save you from blisters on your fingers .
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Never use them. And blisters on my fingers? You would need to do some excessively aggressive lock picking for that to occur. Thanks, Ringo
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:D :D :D Instrumentation at its finest!
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Whythankyou.
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Lock-picking….a lost art I say!
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Strange, too, because few occupations can open doors in this world like a professional locksmith. Thanks, Janny
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Is it safe to say Locksmiths are lock pickers with a degree? hahaha!
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Great surprise ending! :)
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Thank you, Nancy!
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You’re welcome! :)
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Goldilocks had picking skills.
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And through trial and error! Thanks, D
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I wasn’t expecting that ending. Love it.
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Thanks, LuAnne. I aim to please.
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You pick locks
Like git box pickers
Play the Hall
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I think I’d probably open with the Hokey-Pokey song because that one never fails to get the audience out of their seats and into a circle. Thanks, E Sum.
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Great one! That was a cool twist.
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Thanks, Max!
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Just pick up the sheet music, then you can play Carnegie Hall as much as want.
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How about you just whistle a few bars and I’ll take it from there. Thanks, Pam!
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That would be my method also. A lock picking set would be fun to have regardless. :)
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I would love a set! That said, all apologies for the lateness of my reply
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Forgiven! Please don’t break into my house! ;)
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I do recall previous posts about you and family members having finger-picking skills…
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Is that true?! I will have to check. And all apologies for the lateness of my reply.
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Not lock, picking, finger picking!
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HA! Did not see that end coming.
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