My friend J. told me
if I get nervous
speaking in front of
large groups
try to picture the
audience without any
clothes on.
***
But I don’t have that
good of an imagination.
***
So, instead,
***
I just ask the
audience to please
picture me naked.
.
2.
t r e f o l o g y 
Lol :D
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Thanks, Carol.
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🤣😂
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Thanks, Kymber
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Good idea!😂
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Thank you, R843!
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Your photo is always a perfect companion to your posts, but this time it’s extra perfect.
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Hilarious! Your comment made me really really laugh, Ms. H. Thanks.
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😂😂😂
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Thanks, Sadje
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You’re welcome 😇
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😁 Oh, my! 😂
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Haha! Thanks, A.
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Experiment first in a restaurant. See how a Naked Lunch works out for you. It might be surreal.
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Haha OK. Thanks, D
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💙
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Thanks, O!
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With that coffee mug strategically placed, I hope!
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Well, of course! Thanks, Mich
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Good one-but that’s such an appalling thought! That’s actually what nightmares are made of. :)
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Haha No one has yet asked me to speak in front of a large group of people, so we’re all safe. For now. Thanks, Nancy!
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:D :D :D I’m not comfortable with that so I will picture you as a cup of coffee.
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Haha As you should! Thanks, mm
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That’s not a bare-faced lie is it?
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Everything I write is certified one hundred percent true by me … except that one. Total lie. Good call. Thanks, Diana.
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Very wise, George. I wouldn’t have taken J.’s advice, either.
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Yeh, J. was always giving his unwanted advice on things, like, “No, I don’t think it’s a good idea eat a coconut husk,” “No, I don’t think you should try to run across a busy highway,” “No, I don’t think your “spider-like” reflexes will aid your run across the busy highway” “No, George, it still looks — very much — like a busy highway to me.” J. was a know it all. But he was alright. Thanks, CES
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Now there’s an ice breaker opener if I ever heard one.
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Hah! Thanks, Janny
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We are all naked under our clothes. :)
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That’s true! Thanks, LuAnne!
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Receiving this post in my email ‘in tray’ I pondered its meaning as I contemplated the blank space where the photo should have been. They don’t ever load, for some reason, but on this occasion I was somewhat relieved. The prospect of a photograph depicting the punchline was, I confess, rather alarming.
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I run a G-rated establishment here, Bruce. Anything untoward on these pages is strictly in the mind of the reader. You may safely proceed to the photo. And thanks.
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I can see you there now, with mic in hand… —CC
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haha Thanks, C
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I agree with a previous commenter who said the photo in this post is extra perfect.
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:-) Simply perfect!
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Thanks, Dalo!
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I;ll drink to that 🥂
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Hah! Thanks, T
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I bet you had them stunned 😂
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Always. Thanks, L.
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