Proboscisless Steve,
was a wise man.
He used to say to me,
“Son, if you put
your nose to the
grindstone —
you are going to
experience some
intense pain. So—
I wouldn’t advise
that at all.
Proboscisless Steve,
was a wise man.
He used to say to me,
“Son, if you put
your nose to the
grindstone —
you are going to
experience some
intense pain. So—
I wouldn’t advise
that at all.
t r e f o l o g y 
I wouldn’t recommend that either. Very painful
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They say you should try everything once, but, probably not that one. Thanks, Sadje.
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Nopes, not this one. 😂
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Everyone loved old noseless. Thanks for sharing.
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Beloved by all. Noseless wouldn’t give you the shirt off his back though he would give you the shirt he uses to wipe his back. Thanks for reading.
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I shudder to think of the pain suffered by organ grinders that laugh at Old Noseless Joe. Must be worse than that suffered by the friends, Romans and countrymen that laughed at Old Earless Ernesto. Oh, the inanity!
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I remember, too, there was a guy we called, Elbows. So far as I can recall there was nothing actually wrong with his Elbows. But I guess we figured, “But what if there were?” Thanks, E Sum.
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Elbows Akimbo was the RR Xing guard that replaced Toeless Thomas. It was rumored that all anatomically named Trefurbians were fathered by Old Noseless Joe.
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Also, don’t allow yourself be filmed in a grindhouse lest you be exploited in some horrible way.
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Noted. And thanks, David
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No one knows more than Noseless Joe! :D
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They say Joe had an encyclopedic knowledge of encyclopedias. Thanks, MM!
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one great thing about Noseless Joe is that no matter how filthy and sweaty he was, he never smelled.
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Some people sweat the small things, Old Joe sweat all the things. Thanks, Crow
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Haha. Classic!
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Thank you, Betsy. I appreciate the kind words.
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Noseless Joe worked too hard. :)
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He owed his soul to the company store. Thanks, Nancy
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Speaking like a man with experience at that event.
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Joe always used to say, Grind everything but your teeth. Which, is still, good advice. Thanks, badfinger.
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Oh, I always thought it was knows to the grindstone so I could sharpen my wit.
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Joe’s brother Ed had it worse. He kept an ear to the ground and his eyes on the road. Born deaf was his curse. He couldn’t hear a sound and was squashed like a toad when run over by an 18 wheeler.
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LOLOLOLOL
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Thanks, Belladonna.
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You’re welcome!
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You lose one nose, you never lose another!
JIM
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Smart man.
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Noseless Joe was in the know!
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