Listen up, Jerks!
***
Don’t you hate it
when you have to
apologize for something
you said, even
though, deep down,
you really don’t
regret saying it?
***
Well, me, too.
***
And, hey —
***
I’m sorry I called you all jerks.
.
2.
3.
“Bless You”
would be
a good slogan
for the
pepper industry
t r e f o l o g y 
Ahahahahaha! too funny! thanks for the giggle, jerk! X
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Jerk? Why you! Oh, well — I guess I deserve that one. Thanks, Carol!
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Too funny
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Thanks, Ladybug!
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Demographic tip from abroad: Next time you address a message to your readers, call them ‘Wankers,’ because ‘Jerks’ narrows the demographic. And in case you are wondering: no, I am not now and never have been a demographic or a broad.
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Haha! Thanks, E Sum
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Good ones 👍😄
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Thanks, Thinker!
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Did you write the first part while driving? That’s understandable.
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Oh, the language would have been much worse had I been driving. Thanks, Pam!
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I am sorry those sneezing jerks upset you but glad to hear that you are feeling better after getting a good meal under your belt.
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Stupid sneezing jerks. Thanks, Geoff!
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So true on the pepper industry! Also, happy to see the staring at food pics again!!! :P
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Thanks, Betsy!
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:D :D :D
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Thanks, MM!
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I can be a jerk, so no apology necessary, even an insincere one. And the pepper thing? Genius.
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Thanks, I appreciate it, FW!
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Do I need to apologize for liking beef jerky? (Just so you know, good beef jerky is nothing to sneeze at!)
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Especially the price. When did jerky become a luxury item? Thanks, D.
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Having a sandwich w your FRIES😂
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Thanks, Rugby!
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Oh, you jerk. This was so funny. And I’m sorry, too.🌺🩷
And I agree about the slogan for pepper! hahahahaha😂
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At least you apologized for calling me a jerk. — Hey, wait a minute! Thanks, Kymber!
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LOLOL Thanks for making me laugh. 😂
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Now those are chips!
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HaHa! Yeh, Astro in Silverlake does three things well: Club sandwiches, pancakes and chips. Thanks, T!
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oh, PEPPER!!
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Haha! Thanks, MK
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:)
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Golden!
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Thanks, Janny!
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LOL! this is golden. I like your attitude. Now I’m watching my cat eat a bug off the floor.
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Thanks, Mac! I appreciate it.
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haha i like this little joke i found it very haliriose that ur calling someone a jerk online
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Of course, I am not really calling anyone a jerk. Just a dumb joke. Thanks for reading, Ruben.
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“Bless you!” as a slogan for black pepper-clever!
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Haha! I love the new slogan for the pepper industry.
Also, in regards to “Bless You”: I worked with a woman from Texas who filled me in on what Bless You really means. And here I thought Texans were sending me good wishes.
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I do recall reading something about how when a Southerner says, “Bless your heart” you should not take it as a compliment. Thanks, SS
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