I remember the
Christmas I
asked for
Lincoln Logs.
***
That’s all I wanted
***
Lincoln Logs
***
But my folks were
practical people,
***
and instead of Lincoln Logs,
***
they got me
some Eisenhower
artificial
wood-paneling.
***
So, on
Christmas morning,
while my friends
were playing with
their Lincoln Logs,
building
forts and cabins
***
I was re-doing the den.
.
I got shelves… for the garage.
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Christmas shelves are the dream of every child in Garageville. Thanks, N
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😂😂😂
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Thanks, Sadje
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You’re welcome 😉
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:D :D :D Hilarious!
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Thanks, MMMMMMMMM
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like free child labor!
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Is there any other reason to have children? Thanks, Janny
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Honest Abe was famous for Lincoln Sausage. He advised folks to drench his sausage with Log Cabin maple syrup.
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Nothing better with griddlecakes. Or, pancakes. Or, hotcakes. Or, even flapjacks. In fact, I’ll take a plate of each one, please. Thanks, D
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LOL! My parents were also fond of substitutions! And paneling. It’s impossible to find real Lincoln logs these days – they’re made out of plastic.
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Yeh, my family was big on substitutions, too. Until I wised up and started asking for the substitutions … And i miss the days of paneling. If I had a den, right now, it would be wood-paneled without a second of hesitation. Thanks, JT
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Paneling can cover up all those cracks!
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Life skills-sounds like your parents were forward thinkers. :)
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Haha perhaps. Thanks, Nancy
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This Presidentially ligneous post is a little puzzling for a blockhead in another hemisphere, but the tone suggests commiserations are in order.
Hope this year’s appropriation of the winter solstice involves joyous DIY.
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I get it. Thanks, Bruce.
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Hahaha, excellent! :-D
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Thanks, Miranda.
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:-)
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That Eisenhower artificial wood paneling goes really well with IKEA furniture.
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Thankfully there was no such thing back then. Thanks, Geoff.
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Very funny, Geo., nicely wrote. Reminds me of the year I got a wood-burning kit and used it to write “I cannot tell a lie” on a panel of fake George Washington cherry.
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Thanks, E Sum!
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Lol. that was awesome.
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Thanks, Ilsa!
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Lol you poor unfortunate soul! :P
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