X marks the spot
where I buried
my xylophone
***
Y marks the spot
where I questioned
my reason for being
***
Z marks the spot
where I took a nap.
***
And XYZ marks the spot
where my friend told me
my zipper was down.
X marks the spot
where I buried
my xylophone
***
Y marks the spot
where I questioned
my reason for being
***
Z marks the spot
where I took a nap.
***
And XYZ marks the spot
where my friend told me
my zipper was down.
t r e f o l o g y 
Spot on, ol’ boy
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Thanks, Robert
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And it also marks where my sandwiches are (< refering to one of my past comments).
But seriously I want to know how those maps in shopping malls work, you know the "You are here" maps…I looked at one then wandered around the mall and looked at a second display which read "You are here"…I want to know how it knew I was going to the second map?
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I can only assume witchcraft, Tyeth. And thanks!
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Haha! 😆
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Thanks, Sadje!
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You’re very welcome
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Lol :D Love this! :P
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Thank you, Carol anne
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💙
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Thanks, O!
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Perfect!
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Thanks, Max!
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If you hadn’t stolen the xylophone, you wouldn’t have had to bury it. :)
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“Lock up your xylophones” people would say when they saw me coming. Most did, but them that didn’t — well, that xylophone was as good as mine. Thanks, Nancy!
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🤣
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ABC. Always Be Clownin’
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I will take that into consideration. Thanks, fw!
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Hilarious! :D :D :D
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Thank you, mm!
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😀
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Thank you, (b.o.) bitterness.
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U are a map x-pert!
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Thanks, D!
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Right near XYZ is PDQ, which is the spot where I urinated on a Dairy Queen.
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And I remember reading about it in the morning edition. Thanks, Jimmy!
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😅
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Thank you, MT
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That’s all very logical.
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Purely accidental. Thanks, Ilsa!
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Heh :-)
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Thanks, D!
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I love the way you combine serious thought with laughter!
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Thankyouverymuch, purehaiku!
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Reading your map, George, I laughed a mouthful of alphabet soup on my screen. But my GPS located George’s personal stash. It shows green plastic sacks, marked G, P, and S, in George’s potting shed. On my screen, they are, respectively, in the same positions as the X, Y, and Z noodles.
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Hah! Thanks, E Sum
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Just as I begin to leave my zipper down more often, less people are bothering to tell me about it.
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Geoff do not waste such a brilliant line in the comment section. That is first line of your next essay.
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You are an expert at one liners, so I will not ignore your advice!
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Not to worry, George. Dead bodies don’t fall out of windows 😎
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Nor do they tell tales, or buy short but a few have been know to read my blog. Thanks, David
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The grateful dead,
with their zippers up.
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This marks the spot where I LOL’d.
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Hah! Thanks, Connie. Much appreciated.
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