Ask George!

Bobs Bobby of Almost Heaven, West Virginia, writes

Q. Have you ever watched a film that was so forgettable that you accidentally watched it a second time?

A. Yes, I remember the first time I saw, Jaws 2, in the cinema.

It was so disappointing that mid-way through the film,

I got up & walked out of the theater;

went to the lobby,

asked to see the manager,

& bought a ticket to see Jaws 2,

                                             which I had heard was pretty good.


 

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Condensed version

(In the bathroom)


Some-times I find,

that if I fix my attention

on a copy of the Reader’s Digest,

— solely & completely —

And do not allow myself to become

distracted by the siren call of

the other periodicals.

Just for a second, or, two,

I swear to you,

I can transport myself back in time

to my grandmother’s toilet

II.

“Hello?” I cry. “Grandma, it’s me!

Your Georgie-boy!

I’ve come back in time,

to use your bathroom!

— But don’t open the door yet


ii. El Fenómeno Ocupado

I am the fish

IF ALL

active trefologists in the world to-day

were to simultaneously rise & jump

at the exact same moment,

I would be

quite surprised

ii. Just let me know if you do.


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