All those
hours of
piano lessons
have finally paid off,
because now
I am a piano
Author: Geo. Raymond
Kind of a jerk, actually.
Beauty sleep
I woke this morning
to the rooster’s crow.
So, I got up and
let the rooster out of my room.
But a moment later,
the rooster’s crow, again.
Now it wanted to come back in.
Make up
your mind
rooster!
The path to hell
I found a peanut
though, don’t worry,
I knew better
than to eat it —
thanks to that song.
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“Where will we find to-morrow’s leaders? We will find them to-morrow.”
Trefology
Few will join. Fewer will stick with it.
Wisdom
Things you should never take ‘too far’
1. a joke
2. the bus
Uni-equestrianism
When riding a unicorn,
remember,
if it tries to buck you off,
don’t suddenly grab for
the spiral horn
atop its fore-head,
because then
you’ll really piss it off.
On golden ladders
Some-times
during Mass
I will gaze reverently
toward the
high ceilings
of the cathedral
and
wonder
who changes all their
light bulbs.
Gas, grass or, sassafras
When I travel abroad,
in order to deter theft,
I always make
sure to have
several different wallets
on me at all times.
***
One in each pocket of my clothes.
***
It’s like a shell game
for pick-pockets.
***
In one pocket there is a wallet
with all my money
& credit cards in it.
***
And in the others
there is a note that says,
“Sorry!
You are not a winner.
Please try again.”
*
Eternity interrupted
A message to to-morrow
*
If ever in the
distant future,
I was to be brought back
from the dead,
either, here on earth,
or, on some unfathomable
far-away star,
I hope it’s for a
good reason.
Jokes for kids
Q.
What type of angel says,
“Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!”
?
A.
An angel dancing on the point of a pin
Special thanks to Ciara Cray of ‘balance and bolus’ for “Jokes for Kids” artwork.
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Glub-glub
“Glub, glub” said the drowning man.
But nobody in
the pool noticed.
Because that was Glub-Glub,
& that is what he
was always saying.
