Consider that
the root-word
“Pan” means “All.”
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Now further
consider —
The Totality
of PANCAKES!
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Author: George Raymond
In another era George Raymond would have been known as the "cat's pajamas," but in this one he is just the pajamas.
Where to look for me
When the summer sun
is at its peak
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don’t look for me at home
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look for me at the
old swimming hole
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somewhere at the bottom.
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because I can’t swim.
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Psychogenic memories
I try to
learn something
new every day
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And then forget it by the next.
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In that way,
it will always be new
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As an example —
To-day I learned
I suffer from self-induced amnesia.
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Sounds bad, I know.
But what can I tell you?
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I like the new,
eschew the old
Perceptions
I always
know if a glass
is either
half-full, or
half-empty
because I
drink out
of a measuring cup
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I need to buy
more art
for my apartment
to hide all my
wall safes.
One on the hoof
If you lead
a sea-horse
to water
they will be
much more
accommodating.
Ask George!
Q.
Have you ever seen
a film that was so
forgettable that you
accidentally watched it a second time?
A.
Yes, I have.
I saw the film Jaws 2,
in the cinema.
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It was so bad that
about mid-way through
the film I walked out
of the theater,
went to the ticket booth
and demanded a ticket
to see the film, Jaws 2.
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Which I had heard was pretty good.
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GEORGE RAYMOND LOVES TO HEAR FROM HIS FANS!
Got a question?
Can it wait until later?
No? Ok.
Direct all queries
to “Ask George”, via
the address you think
is most likely.
He will be happy to reply
at his least convenient time.
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Transtemporal polarities
I find that if I
fix my attention
on a copy of the
Reader’s Digest
— wholly, and without distraction.
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I can transport myself
back in time to my
grandmother’s bathroom!
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It’s all quite fantastic.
And yet, each time
I attempt it, I am
able to remain in the
bathroom a little bit
longer than the time before
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Perhaps one day
I’ll be able to keep
myself there at will.
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It is then I will cry out
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“Grandma, it’s me!
Your Georgie-boy!
I’ve come from the
future to use your toilet!
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— But don’t open the door yet!”
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In canis corpore transmuto
Maybe a doggy bag
should come with a
doggy in it.
Then I can feed it
right there and
not have to bring
anything home.
Likes
It seems to me
the guy who wrote
the song,
“I See London, I See France”
loved to travel
the world, and
see people in
their under-pants,
about equally.
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Through trefology
old worlds shall die,
new be born
and the ones in
the middle
will get new plumbing
& fixtures.
It’s all too much
When Count Dracula
transforms into
hundreds of bats,
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all those bats must
be thinking,
“Whoa, a second ago,
I didn’t even exist.
And now I am flying out
of this guy’s chest!
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Really, what’s next?”
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