Remembering that per the trefological calendar the new year does not officially begin until Februrarary the durst (sic), I hope you have a safe Dec. 31st
A man once said to me,
“Live every day as if it were your last,
for to-morrow, you could wake up,
& get hit by a bus with spears
sticking out the front of it.”
That man’s name was Mad Max.
So, from all of me, to some of you, I wish you a
Blithesome Pre-New Year!
Our founder waited anxiously for Zander, Klaus but Zander, Klaus did not show
Per the Trefological calendar:
the New Year does not officially begin until February the 1st.
December 31st is therefore considered a Pre-New Year event.
… So from all of me
to parts of you,
I wish you a happy and prosperous 31 day Pre-New Year.
Though mortal coil
can go down stairs
like the Slinky do …
As you may still be
connected to it
Our founder contemplates the future as a Christmas tree approaches from behind.
If I could have any ten historical figures
over for dinner,
I would choose,
1.) Pot luck.
2.) My famous potato salad, and
3.) What-ever dishes the historical figures bring
Because I can’t cook.
And I, sure as hell, am
not going to embarass myself
in front of the Three Stooges
** Don’t forget to leave out a letter of apology to Zander, Klaus! **
Did you know that
like a finger-print,
is completely unique?
Frosty the Serial-Killer
This holiday season let trefology burden your shoulder!
After the invention
of measuring tape
couldn’t give away
** What food-stuff will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies? **
(Circle all that apply)
Of Popeye’s four nephews,
it was Poopeye
who really had the hardest go of it.
** Have you told Zander, Klaus what you want to find living in your stocking drawer? **