If I could have any ten historical figures
over for dinner,
I would choose,
1.) Pot luck.
2.) My famous potato salad, and
3.) What-ever dishes the historical figures bring
Because I can’t cook.
And I, sure as hell, am
not going to embarass myself
in front of the Three Stooges
** Don’t forget to leave out a letter of apology to Zander, Klaus! **