I know if a glass is either
half-full or half-empty
because I drink
out of a measuring cup
I need to buy more art for my apartment to hide all my wall safes.
One on the hoof
If you lead a sea horse
to water
they will be much more
accommodating
Ask George!
Bobs Bobby of Almost Heaven, West Virginia, writes
Q. Have you ever watched a film that was so forgettable that you accidentally watched it a second time?
A. Yes, I remember the first time I saw, Jaws 2, in the cinema.
It was so disappointing that mid-way through the film,
I got up & walked out of the theater;
went to the lobby,
asked to see the manager,
& bought a ticket to see Jaws 2,
which I had heard was pretty good.
OUR FOUNDER LOVES TO HEAR FROM HIS FANS!
Got a question?
(Can it wait until later?)
No?
Ok, then, direct all queries to “Ask George”, via the address you think the most likely. He will be happy to reply to you at his least convenient time.
Condensed version
(In the bathroom)
Some-times I find,
that if I fix my attention
on a copy of the Reader’s Digest,
— solely & completely —
And do not allow myself to become
distracted by the siren call of
the other periodicals.
Just for a second, or, two,
I swear to you,
I can transport myself back in time
to my grandmother’s toilet
II.
“Hello?” I cry. “Grandma, it’s me!
Your Georgie-boy!
I’ve come back in time,
to use your bathroom!
— But don’t open the door yet
ii. El Fenómeno Ocupado
Dis-likes
I haven’t pinned it down, yet,
but I either don’t like food that
has been spun in circles,
or, micro-wave ovens
Likes
It seems to me the guy
who wrote the song
‘I See London, I See France’
loved to travel the world,
& see people in their under-pants,
about equally.
Through trefology old worlds shall die, new be born and the ones in the middle will get new plumbing & fixtures.
It’s all too much
When Count Dracula transforms
into hundreds of bats,
all those bats must be thinking,
‘Whoa, a moment ago,
I was hanging up-side down in a cave
& now I am flying out this guys chest.
Really, what next?’
