DID you know
that the
people who lived
during the
Middle Ages,
did not
eat sandwiches?
***
That’s a fact.
***
It turns out,
sandwiches
had not been
invented yet.
***
This, despite,
having
ALL
the ingredients
for one.
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They just ate them all separate.
***
For, you see, back then …
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First you bit a chunk of bread,
then you bit a chunk of meat,
then you bit a chunk of cheese,
and, then, I assume,
you licked a spoonful of mayonnaise.
***
Then one day,
the Earl of Sandwich
happened by,
took notice of this,
and said,
“I think I can help these idiots”
***
And later,
the Earl opened
a small deli.
***
… And I hear he was quite successful.
***
Finis
2.
.
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Happy 79th Birthday, Mom!

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