History did

not record who

first cried,

“Remember the Alamo!”

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Because that

person did not

then also cry

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“And hey — remember me, too!

Old Jimmy Jacket —

King of the catch-phrase!”

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I see a mystery

in everything.

Why?

Who knows?

In trefology a

golden ring

can symbolize

 anything from

unity, to

eternal unity.

Or an

onion ring,

to an eternal

onion ring.

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I’m thinking about taking

some time off to

try & find myself.

But if I do, 

we may have to fight, 

because I’m pretty

sure I’m a dick

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ii.

I can tell these things

Every kid

and God

goes

through a

“dinosaur

phase”.

Zeus never

throwing a

lightning bolt

at the

same mortal

twice,

is actually

a myth

When the guy

who invented

the shell game

passed away

they buried his

corpse under

one of three

head-stones

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I once saw a chimney sweep

vigorously shaking hands

with himself.

“Good luck, Guv’nor.” he said,

before splitting into

two versions of himself.

If I am

the only

one standing

in line,

am I standing

in line?

 

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