You may as well
just set your
sun-dial to ‘Sun’,
because it only
has one setting anyway.
.
Oranges, lemons & trefology
It’s a good thing
we have more than
three senses, or,
that XTC song would
have been a waltz.
.
(the author as michael nesmith)
I have something for each of you
Why would they call it
a gift receipt
if it did not also
make a good gift
as is?
Sind Sie bereit für die Ankunft der Zander Klaus?
Three cornered tales
I can’t help
but think that
when the inventor
John Hemmings,
named his creation
the dumb-waiter,
he had one
specifically in mind
Famous illotions
They say
that if you
put a bottle
of Jergens
to your ear
you can hear
the sound of
the lotion.
.
“pie time in pie town”
The swiss family trefology
How long
I can hold
my breath
depends
on how long
I need to
long time!
Commonologies
If we named
people the same
way we named
the ant-eater,
I suppose my
name could be
ant-eater, too.
Microscopes are getting too big to still be called microscopes
I fall straight to
sleep when I read,
& it’s not even a book.
It’s just a slip
of paper that says,
“You are getting very sleepy, George”
.
***
On the flip side it says,
“Warning! Only read in pajamas!”
A bald life
A barber
with no hair
is always suspect,
but only he
walks the line
between the
two worlds
How I will go
I know I’m
going to die of
complications
because nothing is
ever easy for me.
t r e f o l o g y 