24 thoughts on “Knots

  1. This is my favorite of your posts. So funny and yet probably true. I found out there are some cancers that make you gain weight. Since I’ve been dieting most of my life, I figure that’s the kind of cancer I will get.

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  2. NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT

    My wife complained one day
    At my sneezing with such gusto
    I explained to her that it sprang
    From my realisation that a sneeze
    Is the respiratory system equivalent
    Of an orgasm and therefore it is best
    To simply just let go and fully enjoy it
    She said I must be the only person who
    Could manage to complicate a sneeze

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