This is my favorite of your posts. So funny and yet probably true. I found out there are some cancers that make you gain weight. Since I’ve been dieting most of my life, I figure that’s the kind of cancer I will get.
My wife complained one day
At my sneezing with such gusto
I explained to her that it sprang
From my realisation that a sneeze
Is the respiratory system equivalent
Of an orgasm and therefore it is best
To simply just let go and fully enjoy it
She said I must be the only person who
Could manage to complicate a sneeze
We’ve eaten lunch at the Knotty Pine Restaurant & Lounge in Caliente, Nevada a few times. I’d give you directions, but it’s a bit complicated…
How is their club sandwich? That is a great determiner for me.
This is my favorite of your posts. So funny and yet probably true. I found out there are some cancers that make you gain weight. Since I’ve been dieting most of my life, I figure that’s the kind of cancer I will get.
Thank you, Belle.
A keeper!
Perhaps, so.
Eat more fiber! Less complications.
I’ll do it!
Clever.
It just may be.
Dying of complications sound way too complicated to me, I really think you should explore the easy way out a little further!!
I shall!
Great post
It is, though.
That’s not difficult to understand
Reblogged this on davidbruceblog and commented:
Excellent!
IT IS!
:()
Reblogged this on Gramma Krackers and commented:
Tref’s blog kracks me up!
Thanks, gramma!
NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
My wife complained one day
At my sneezing with such gusto
I explained to her that it sprang
From my realisation that a sneeze
Is the respiratory system equivalent
Of an orgasm and therefore it is best
To simply just let go and fully enjoy it
She said I must be the only person who
Could manage to complicate a sneeze
Great!
Yes. I understand this.
That’s good. I might need you later to explain it to me.