Due to a rare

anomaly,  

I was born with

three intestinal

sub-divisions:

a Large,

a Small, and a

Just Right

IN trefology

criss-cross

applesauce

is not only how

we sit, but it

is how we eat

our applesauce

I’m giving some

serious thought to

always carrying a

candelabra around

with me.

Because, I want

my ghost to always

 carry one around too.

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.

Hans Christian Andersen

so feared being

buried alive that he

always kept a note

in his pocket, that read —

***

“Please do not bury me

as I may not be dead”

***

Hans is definitely

dead now, though.

***

And that’s got

me worried, so

***

I always carry a note on me

for when —

***

that says,

“I may not be

Hans Christian Andersen.”

 

e.e. was a great poet

but a greater

vending machine button

Perhaps, Mr. Hyde

was just angry

because he never

got his doctoral

degree

Ball-lightning

is just one

reason why I

always wear

grounded

under-pants

.

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Keep circulating the URL

In heaven.

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The only thing

‘wild’ about me

are my guesses.

And friend,

I make a lot of them.